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THRUST
FAQ's (FREQUENTLY
ASKED QUESTIONS)
Is
Thrust a freakin’ porn?
If by
porn you mean the most entertaining import car/hip hop
culture filmed entertainment brought to you with a witty,
irreverent, what-the-hell-why-not attitude then betcha-by-golly-wow
we sure are! If you mean people having sex on camera
then uuuuh…no. We just like the name.
How to
turn Thrust into a porn:
1. Insert.
2. Break out the vasoline.
3. Pull for the home team.
Can
my kids freakin’ watch Thrust?
We are the equivalent of a PG-13 rating. No nudity. No
profanity. Some adult humor though, unless you listen
to the jokes 8th graders tell.
What
the hell is video candy?
Part documentary,
part music video, part comedy show, video candy means
a visceral, emotional, visually pyrotechnic joy ride
into different segments of the import culture. There’s
lots of flavors but they’z all tasty and unpredictable.
Vol. 1 won’t be the same as Vol. 2 cuz we’re
all about freshness.
Who
the hell are you people?
The creative Hollywood types, the import car dudes and
the hip-hoppers got together and had some fun. Read more
about em’ in the TEAM
THRUST™ section.
How
the hell can I jump on this amazing marketing opportunity
with Thrust?
1. Email us at thrust@waltertainment.com.
2. Have something that’s aimed at our target demographic.
3. Have some money, product or service we can use.
4. Be nice and positive.
5. Join us at our hot tub party when we hang out with
Snoop dog and his beyotches and hizzos.
How
can I be famous appearing on Thrust?
Everyone
1. Introduce yourself. Be nice. Be interesting. DO NOT
be pushy.
2. Don’t suck.
Car
owners and crews
1. Pride. Commitment. Excellence. Repeat often.
Models/Hosts/Actors
1. Date us.
2. Submit cover letter/resume/headshot to thrust@waltertainment.com.
3. Don’t suck.
4. Don’t quit that waitress job. See #3.
Musicians/Artists/Editors/Writers
etc.
1. Write to us at thrust@waltertainment.com and tell
us what you do.
2. We'll let you know if we're interested or not so
no one wastes their time.
3. Don't be too happy if we seem interested and if we're
not don't bust a cap in our ass
Regular
people
1. Be good looking or funny. Or be like the guy who came
up to us at Fresh Tracks Snow and Skate Expo in Long Beach,
CA who could do really weird things with his tongue.
2. Be a hot lesbian. Lesbians equal ratings.
How
the hell can I join Team Thrust?
1. Go to our Team Thrust page and see what we need.
2. Email us at thrust@waltertainment.com
with your cover letter, resume and a check for $500 (just
kidding about the check, although it wouldn’t hurt.)
3. Be positive and willing to work your ass off and have
the time of your life.
4. Stay in school in case you suck.
How
the hell do I deal with problems relating to product delivery,
returns, etc.?
1. Put the phone and your lawyer’s phone number
down.
2. Realize that your life is not as bad as millions of
Africans dying of AIDS and starvation.
3. See our more than fair Return
Policy.
What
the hell’s the difference between you guys and all
those other cars and chics and cars and chics videos?
1. Y’know what? We basically all got the same raw
footage. But at Thrust we take pride in our original
content.
2. Buy them all and see the difference.
3. You decide. I ain’t no hater.
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